Corny jokes to help initiate conversations on Bumble

May 6, 2017

Single life is awkward.  Bumble makes it even more awkward for girls since we have to start the conversations.  I just want to tell you how cute your puppy is in your fourth photo, but that's totally not original and every other girl has probably said the same exact thing as their opening line.  So here are some stupid, corny jokes to help you bridge the awkwardness.  And don't worry, each joke has been tested and approved by yours truly.

 

 

 

 

1. How do you organize a space party?

 

You planet.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2. Why couldn't the pony sing a song?

 

 

He was a little hoarse.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

 

 

Tentacles.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

4. What do you call a police officer when they crawl into bed?

 

 

An undercover cop.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

5. Why was the bumblebee's hair so sticky?

 

 

He used his honeycomb.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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